Directed by: Francis Lawrence
Starring: Will Smith, a bunch of cgi zompires
Released: December 14, 2007

I had such high expectations of this movie since I first saw the trailer… I could see this film’s enormous potential. The overgrown, abandoned streets of New York had such an eerie feeling to them. Just the thought of it give me the creeps… what would it be like to be the last man on Earth? Well, boring as hell, for one. It’s a little tough to play Day of Defeat by myself. Not to mention the fact that I would eventually bore of the same old porn I have stockpiled (assuming I still had access to electricity after the worldwide demise of the human race… I mean, come on… who still has porno mags?). Oh, and it’d be lonely, maddening, and not to mention pretty damn scary.

Ah, the joys of hanging out in a hospital waiting room. It’s so incredibly splendid being surrounded by hot, uncomfortable, nervous people of all sorts as Judge Judy (or some snarky bitch-judge equivalent) blares on the ancient TV in the corner. These seats are very comfortable as well. I see they decided to go with the “let’s give everyone lower back problems so they have to come back and pay us to fix them next” models. If my dad wasn’t in surgery right now, I think I’d still be sitting here enjoying my day off of work. That’s how amazingly fun it is.

Let the bloodtrocutioning begin!

Well, it’s about damn time that I got this site up… it’s been a work in progress for a while now. I’m not promising much, so don’t don’t be expecting much. I’ll try to update as often as I can with actual, useful content, but I really doubt that’s going to happen.

Just so you know…