Ah, the joys of hanging out in a hospital waiting room. It’s so incredibly splendid being surrounded by hot, uncomfortable, nervous people of all sorts as Judge Judy (or some snarky bitch-judge equivalent) blares on the ancient TV in the corner. These seats are very comfortable as well. I see they decided to go with the “let’s give everyone lower back problems so they have to come back and pay us to fix them next” models. If my dad wasn’t in surgery right now, I think I’d still be sitting here enjoying my day off of work. That’s how amazingly fun it is.

Let the bloodtrocutioning begin!

Well, it’s about damn time that I got this site up… it’s been a work in progress for a while now. I’m not promising much, so don’t don’t be expecting much. I’ll try to update as often as I can with actual, useful content, but I really doubt that’s going to happen.

Just so you know…