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Heeeere kitty kitty…
March 11th, 2009 10:43 pm

I’m not sure if this is fake or not, considering the Sun is such a reliable source of news and events, but either way it made me laugh. The article reads:

Fireman giving “kiss of life” accidentally inhales kitty
Gannett Rochester Newspaper

“A brave fireman was rushed to the hospital for injuries suffered in the line of duty after he swallowed a tiny kitten while trying to revive it with the kiss of life,” the “Sun” reports in its Sept 7 issue. Firefighter Sven Larsen, 34, was inside a burning warehouse near Stockholm, Sweden, when he found a 6 ounce kitten gasping for air. “He ran over and started to do CPR on the kitten,” Fire Chief Harald Thorensen is quoted as saying. “I was standing right next to him and the next thing I knew, he gulped real hard and swallowed the animal.” The kitten did not survive, but animal rights activists plan to honor Larsen.

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All I could think about after reading that was this… though this would be the opposite of the “kiss of life” I suppose:

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Oh, or this…