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	<title>Heavy Metal Geek :: The babblings &#38; rambling of a geek metalhead &#187; &#8216;Shopped</title>
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		<title>Nose-Cheetos! Now that&#8217;s marketing!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 04:06:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Holy hell, Frito-Lay needs to hire a new marketing team. If this is the best they can come up with, they really aren&#8217;t deserving of their paychecks.
Hey, how about we take some bro&#8217;s modeling photo and use cut-n-paste blackmagic to jam Cheetos up his nose! Then let&#8217;s make it look like he&#8217;s lovingly gazing at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Totally Shopped!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 20:05:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wait&#8230; Seriously? This is seriously the best you could do? My god, this is an amazing ad. I&#8217;m glad to see they have someone on staff that can use Microsoft Paint to update some douchebag model headshot.
Just for this, I&#8217;m going to stop trimming my nose hair out of spite. It&#8217;ll blend into my beard [...]]]></description>
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