Holy hell, Frito-Lay needs to hire a new marketing team. If this is the best they can come up with, they really aren’t deserving of their paychecks.

Hey, how about we take some bro’s modeling photo and use cut-n-paste blackmagic to jam Cheetos up his nose! Then let’s make it look like he’s lovingly gazing at a cloud of cheese dust as it gently caresses his beefy arm. Genius! There’s nothing like a suggestive blend of interspecies love and mucus-covered corn snacks that makes me want to munch on a handful of those cheesy little bastards. I’m guessing they had to crop the photo above the waist so we wouldn’t be put off by this dude’s  orange dust-covered junk. Also, what is it with these designers taking headshots and photoshopping stuff into nostils?!

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Wait… Seriously? This is seriously the best you could do? My god, this is an amazing ad. I’m glad to see they have someone on staff that can use Microsoft Paint to update some douchebag model headshot.

Just for this, I’m going to stop trimming my nose hair out of spite. It’ll blend into my beard hair, so no big deal. Yeah, suck it Norelco.