Written & Directed by: Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer (aka the same assholes that made Meet the Spartans, Epic Movie, Date Movie, and all those damn Scary Movies)
Starring: Carmen Elektra (no way!) and some other people
Release Date: August 29, 2008

GOD DAMN IT. Why, oh why, can’t these assholes stop making these astoundingly horrendous movies? They ceased being even remotely funny roughly six or seven years ago. Sure, I’ll admit I enjoyed the first two Scary Movies. They were surprisingly funny at times, and overall had a pretty damn good cast. Any movie featuring David Cross and Tim Curry deserves a watch. But once Scary Movie 3 came around, it’s like they just started grabbing random pieces of any current box office hit, converted them to the most mindnumbingly idiotic satire imaginable, and aimlessly threw them together on film.