I’m a huge fan of The Consumerist. I think it’s a site anyone with access to the Internet should visit on a constant and ongoing basis. Many an afternoon has been spent reading through dozens of entertaining and infuriating stories dealing with horrible consumer experiences. If you’re pissed at Comcast or Bank of America, this is the place to air your grievances and more often than not, get some support or relief from the issues you’re enduring. Hell, at least you’ll be reassured you’re not alone in your misery. Want to read about Monster Cable absurdly & groundlessly suing the asses off everyone using the word “Monster”, not to mention completely ripping off any consumer who actually makes the mistake of purchasing their overpriced products? This is the place as well. With content that’s updated numerous times throughout the day, it’s a great place to visit anytime you’re bored or would like a quick insight into the continual decline of customer service.

However, sometimes some of the most mindnumbingly retarded shit gets posted to that website. Shit that I, or any person with half a functional brain, couldn’t possibly care any less about.