Written and directed by both Zach Cregger & Trevor Moore of “The Whitest Kids You Know” fame, ‘Miss March‘ looks to be a genuinely hilarious sex-centric comedy. With “The Office”’s Craig Robinson on board as a rapper named Horsedick Dot Mpeg and what will surely be gratuitous amounts of nudity and lesbian sex, the is almost guaranteed to be the Best Picture winner for 2010. That’s right Academy… start polishing up those Oscars! I nominate Trevor as Best Actor for his reaction to the unfortunate tour bus incident.

Goddamn, I can’t wait to see this when it hits the big screen March 13th. Enjoy much swearings, cunnilingual lockpicking and drunk dudes in banana-viking helms in the R-rated redband trailer below:

More Movie Info: IMDB.com

Directed by: Zack Snyder
Starring: Billy Crudup, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Malin Akerman, Jackie Earle Haley
Release Date: March 6, 2009

First seeing the trailer for the upcoming “Watchmen” adaptation on IMAX was nearly the most awe-inspiring moment I’ve ever experienced in the theater (aside from the two and half hours of brilliance proceeding it that was Dark Knight of course). I could feel the hairs on my arm raise as we got a glimpse of Dr. Osterman being vaporized and I could barely keep my mouth from hanging agape as scene after scene of epic asskickage was endlessly thrown at my eyeballs. A remixed version of The Smashing Pumpkins’ “The End is the Beginning is the End” gives this trailer the absolute perfect tone… and interestingly enough, though not very surprising, the sale of that song has boomed quite a bit on iTunes since the trailer’s debut on Friday. Hopefully future generations will remember that particular tune from this movie instead of the flick it was originally recorded for: “Batman & Robin”… because I have to say, if this trailer is any indication, we’re in for a hell of a good time when this movie drops next March.

Written & Directed by: Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer (aka the same assholes that made Meet the Spartans, Epic Movie, Date Movie, and all those damn Scary Movies)
Starring: Carmen Elektra (no way!) and some other people
Release Date: August 29, 2008

GOD DAMN IT. Why, oh why, can’t these assholes stop making these astoundingly horrendous movies? They ceased being even remotely funny roughly six or seven years ago. Sure, I’ll admit I enjoyed the first two Scary Movies. They were surprisingly funny at times, and overall had a pretty damn good cast. Any movie featuring David Cross and Tim Curry deserves a watch. But once Scary Movie 3 came around, it’s like they just started grabbing random pieces of any current box office hit, converted them to the most mindnumbingly idiotic satire imaginable, and aimlessly threw them together on film.