On the newest episode of KATGtv, Keith Malley of Keith and the Girl podcast fame, shows us all the dos and don’ts of taking care of a newborn baby. According to episode 866 of Keith and the Girl, entitled “Watch Your Kids”, the idea stemmed from an educational video shown to new parents at hospitals. This video warning these poor, brainless parents of the dangers (and all-around idiocy) of shaking a newborn. Keith felt this video could use a few more precautions for the stupid, stupid people that are somehow allowed to continue to breed. Click the play button below to get your education for the day:

I’m saddened to learn it’s not proper to shoot babies with crossbows. If only I’d known sooner…
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