Yesterday afternoon, I saw a post on Gizmodo that I felt I just needed to share… as if something inside me was “forcing” me to… (zing!). I think most Star Wars fans have been hoping for something of this sort since a long, long time ago (double-zing!). Aside from bastardizing the original Star Wars saga in more ways than can be counted, we also have the newest Indiana Jones to deal with. Jesus Christ, George. Jesus Christ. Shia Labeouf with swinging monkeys?? I think the only things keeping me from hunting you down personally are “The Last Crusade” and “Willow”. You may be a son of a bitch, but you know the way straight to my heart: Sean Connery and midgets.

I personally can’t wait for the Blu-ray 3D Special Edition / Original Sexilogy Boxset with 350 extra hours of “goddamn-I-love-Star-Wars-so-much-I-just-shot-an-intergallactic-twelve-roper-on-the-TV-screen” bonus features! Though if it doesn’t come in a 1:4 scale fully-functional deathstar collectors case, you can count me out…