I know, I know… it’s been far too long since I last posted anything. I can’t really say why. I guess my heart really hasn’t been in it as of late (or some other completely lame cliche statement). But, as I’ve done numerous times before, I promise to knock it off and get some content up fairly soon (and in more frequent installments).

“You’ve said that before!” my half dozen readers shout. “You’re full of shit!”

Yeah, well fuck off. I can say whatever I damn well please, it’s my goddamn website. So yeah, expect some shit soon. Or not. Whatever.

On a completely unrelated note, I’m watching ‘Pearl Harbor’ on Encore right now and I want to Carradine myself with my mouse cord. Remember when the trailer for this movie hit and it looked super badass? Low-flying planes skimming the Hawaiian mountainsides, scaring unsuspecting women and children, followed by scene after scene of gratuitous explosions, upended battleships, Kate Beckinsale in a real life sexy nurse outfit and a machine gun toting pre-Gigli Ben Affleck? Kick ass, right? Yes. Kick ass. Right up until you get in the theater and Michael Bay decides to shove a thick veiny boring love story down your throat.

Fuck you Michael Bay. ‘Pearl Harbor’ blows.