Holy hell, Frito-Lay needs to hire a new marketing team. If this is the best they can come up with, they really aren’t deserving of their paychecks.

Hey, how about we take some bro’s modeling photo and use cut-n-paste blackmagic to jam Cheetos up his nose! Then let’s make it look like he’s lovingly gazing at a cloud of cheese dust as it gently caresses his beefy arm. Genius! There’s nothing like a suggestive blend of interspecies love and mucus-covered corn snacks that makes me want to munch on a handful of those cheesy little bastards. I’m guessing they had to crop the photo above the waist so we wouldn’t be put off by this dude’s  orange dust-covered junk. Also, what is it with these designers taking headshots and photoshopping stuff into nostils?!

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