You'll be bloodtrocuted!
HomeAbout Heavy Metal GeekContact Heavy Metal Geek
Updates & Such
February 2012
S M T W T F S
« Apr  
 1234
567891011
12131415161718
19202122232425
26272829  
The Archives
Quick Thought...
That's good, glad to hear. Don't know what I'd do if my account got removed...
Headbanging to:
Graveyard – Rss 14 hours ago
Visit my Last.fm Account Visit my Twitter Account View my RSS Feed

For the last hour I’ve been listening to the fruitless efforts of a small, clawed creature as it attempts to climb the inside of my wall. It continues to fail at the task. While my cat sits at attention near the bathroom sink absolutely enthralled by this, I’m finding it 1) annoying, 2) slightly unnerving knowing there may be rodents in my building, & 3) even more unnerving knowing whatever is in my wall may die there, thus causing a bit of an oder problem in my apartment. I’m hoping my ingenious “ignore it until it goes away” technique will prevail as always!

Happy Sunday everyone.

UPDATE (11:23 pm): Whatever’s in there made a second attempt to escape it’s narrow confines about an hour ago. I haven’t heard it since so I’m hoping it got out to go annoy some other poor soul. The last thing I want is to wake up at 3:30 am to the soothing sounds of tiny mysterious claws on drywall.

UPDATE (12-22-08): Nope, it’s still there. I may need to take either the sledgehammer or shotgun suggestions into consideration.



3 Comments for “ News Flash: There’s a goddamn animal in my wall. ”

  1. Nyck

    That fucking sucks… I suggest taking a sledge hammers to the walls until you find the offender and then making them plaster it back up.

  2. Bryan

    I suggest getting a shotgun and shooting the wall where he/she/it is at. Worked for my Grandpa at least.

  3. Travis

    I am going to suggest the logical thing you should do:

    Fucking nuke that place!



Leave a freakin' comment.