Metal Flowchart proves sodomy can be deadly…	December 29th, 2008 10:41 pm

	You have the weekend free you say? No one returning your phone calls? Well, here’s an idea: sit down and create a huge flowchart showcasing some of the most (and least) well-known names in heavy metal history. Need to come up with a moniker for your older brother’s new garage band under threat of a “wicked bad beatdown”? Well, hopefully this will help out a bit. Click the image for a much… MUCH… embiggened version. Compliments to metalsucks.com for swiping it from comicvsaudience.net. Good show, sir.

General Nonsense Angel Queef?, Flowchart

4 Comments for “ Metal Flowchart proves sodomy can be deadly… ”

1. Bryan December 30th, 2008 @ 12:31 am The design of this was thought out quite well except for seeing Borknagar listed twice under “Actually Foreign”. Way to go Doogie Horner…

2. Travis December 30th, 2008 @ 2:24 am Lord of the Rings inspired is missing, there’s like 500 of those, lol.

3. Nyck December 30th, 2008 @ 10:17 am front and center and on the top of the chart right in the middle DROWNING POOL LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!!!!!

4. Angel Queef and Me. :: Heavy Metal Geek :: The babblings & rambling of a geek metalhead February 15th, 2009 @ 3:02 pm [...] term originates from a single tag on the post I made on December 29th of this past year which featured an extensive, well thought-out, and very [...]

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