Heavy Metal Santa and your very own Skizzbot wish you all a Heavy Fucking Metal Christmas!

I’ll be back to this whole website nonsense after the extended weekend with the family. The plan is to do all the things X-Mas is about… getting way drunk and jolly & eating to excess. Sounds like a damn good time to me.

Everyone keep those devilhorns held high… if you really must listen to Christmas music, make it Trans-Siberian Orchestra.

And yes, Heavy Metal Santa will be putting that pair of tits under my tree this year.