I’d just like to give a big “Happy Fucking Halloween” shoutout to every unlucky soul that happens to blindly stumble onto my website! In honor of our yearly celebration of death, horror and all that is ghoulish, take 10 minutes out of your day of debauchery to watch every murder committed by that wily rascal Michael Myers. After you’re done with that, slide into your skanky costumes, drink ’til you can’t feel feelings anymore and O.D. on candy corn! Oh, such glorious times!