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	<title>Heavy Metal Geek :: The babblings &#38; rambling of a geek metalhead &#187; Rantings</title>
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		<title>NO.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:42:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[NO.]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s it. I quit life.]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Twilight&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 05:17:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Kill Me.]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know I&#8217;m alienating roughly 95% of the females on the planet and destroying any chance of me getting laid in the near future by saying this, but I saw &#8216;Twilight&#8216; this weekend and HOLY SHIT&#8230; that movie blows. And I don&#8217;t mean blows in the way all of Will Farrell&#8217;s movies consistently make me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yeah, I&#8217;m still alive. And &#8216;Pearl Harbor&#8217; blows.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 22:49:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Fuck You Michael Bay]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I know, I know&#8230; it&#8217;s been far too long since I last posted anything. I can&#8217;t really say why. I guess my heart really hasn&#8217;t been in it as of late (or some other completely lame cliche statement). But, as I&#8217;ve done numerous times before, I promise to knock it off and get some content [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Much anger I sense in him&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/much-anger-i-sense-in-him/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 05:22:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rantings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[100th Post!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Goddamn you George Lucas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Madmartigan!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Star Wars]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday afternoon, I saw a post on Gizmodo that I felt I just needed to share&#8230; as if something inside me was &#8220;forcing&#8221; me to&#8230; (zing!). I think most Star Wars fans have been hoping for something of this sort since a long, long time ago (double-zing!). Aside from bastardizing the original Star Wars saga [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know what I want&#8230; but I&#8217;ll know when I see it.&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/i-dont-know-what-i-want-but-ill-know-when-i-see-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 03:24:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rantings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Goddamnit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Toothpaste for Dinner]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Web Design]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Toothpastefordinner.com is one of my must-see sites during my ritualistic morning browsing session. A couple weeks back I saw the comic below, and I have to say it&#8217;s pretty much spot-on: It did, however, forget the other vital bits of information&#8230; it needs to be done by tomorrow and for $200. Not like there&#8217;s anything [...]]]></description>
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		<title>News Flash: There&#8217;s a goddamn animal in my wall.</title>
		<link>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/news-flash-theres-a-goddamn-animal-in-my-wall/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2008 23:58:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Scratch! Scratch! Scratch! Scratch! Scratch!]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/?p=932</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[For the last hour I&#8217;ve been listening to the fruitless efforts of a small, clawed creature as it attempts to climb the inside of my wall. It continues to fail at the task. While my cat sits at attention near the bathroom sink absolutely enthralled by this, I&#8217;m finding it 1) annoying, 2) slightly unnerving [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let Nyck learn you about the King &amp; Queen of the Douchebags</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 02:43:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Die in a Fire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Douchebag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fake]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Do you know who Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are? Fuck&#8230; I&#8217;m sorry. Yeah, same here, but I sure as hell wish I didn&#8217;t. These are two of the FAKEST motherfuckers on the planet, and for some unknown reason, they are considered famous enough to warrant their own goddamn TV show. They&#8217;re two of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Consumerist: A Love/Hate Relationship</title>
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		<comments>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/the-consumerist-a-lovehate-relationship/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 14:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[People Need to Grow a Pair]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a huge fan of The Consumerist. I think it&#8217;s a site anyone with access to the Internet should visit on a constant and ongoing basis. Many an afternoon has been spent reading through dozens of entertaining and infuriating stories dealing with horrible consumer experiences. If you&#8217;re pissed at Comcast or Bank of America, this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to look like a dickhead on live TV.</title>
		<link>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/how-to-look-like-a-dickhead-on-live-tv/</link>
		<comments>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/how-to-look-like-a-dickhead-on-live-tv/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 16:58:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rantings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eric Spillman is a douche]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Geek]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iPhone]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bloodtrocuted.com/?p=104</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Personally, I wouldn&#8217;t be someone who would stand in huge line for anything aside from a rollercoaster. But I&#8217;m also not the kind of dick who would openly mock people that do decide to wait in line for a product directly to their faces&#8230; while on the job&#8230; on live TV. Reporter Eric Spillman from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nose-Cheetos! Now that&#8217;s marketing!</title>
		<link>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/nose-cheetos/</link>
		<comments>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/nose-cheetos/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 04:06:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rantings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA['Shopped]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shitty Ad]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Holy hell, Frito-Lay needs to hire a new marketing team. If this is the best they can come up with, they really aren&#8217;t deserving of their paychecks. Hey, how about we take some bro&#8217;s modeling photo and use cut-n-paste blackmagic to jam Cheetos up his nose! Then let&#8217;s make it look like he&#8217;s lovingly gazing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>iPhuck yeah.</title>
		<link>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/iphuck-yeah/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 17:54:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rantings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Awesome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fuck]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iPhone]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Now, I&#8217;d like to start by saying that I can see why many people have such contempt toward the iPhone&#8230; it&#8217;s expensive, seemingly pointless to some people, and iPhone owners such as myself are often portrayed as royal douchebags that like to flaunt around their pricey gadgetry like it&#8217;s an extension of their cock. In [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yeah, that&#8217;s Comcastic alright&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/comcastic/</link>
		<comments>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/comcastic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:39:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rantings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bullshit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Comcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Oh Comcast, you rascals, you. I know times are tough, what with the huge amounts of dough you&#8217;re raking in from the thousands upon thousands of unlucky souls you fiscally rape every month for cable and Internet service such as myself, but come on&#8230; cut me a little slack here. At least get out the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dancing is fine. Top 40 dance music blows.</title>
		<link>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/top40bullshit/</link>
		<comments>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/top40bullshit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 03:41:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rantings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Clubs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dancing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hip Hop Bullshit]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve come to the realization that I am not opposed to dancing. I have no problem with it. Hell, get enough beers in me, and I&#8217;ll cut a freakin&#8217; rug. What I am opposed to is the horrible music that is played at every dance club. I **HATE** that shit. So very&#8230;very&#8230;very much. It irks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Please just shut the hell up so I can sleep.</title>
		<link>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/shut_the_hell_up/</link>
		<comments>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/shut_the_hell_up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 05:01:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rantings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shut Up]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Why, oh why, do people who live in apartment buildings (aside from me of course) have this uncontrollable urge to slam doors, yell in hallways and just overall make way too much goddamn noise at way too goddamn late of an hour. I&#8217;m pretty sure the guy who lives above me wears massive Birkenstocks every [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Totally Shopped!</title>
		<link>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/suck_it_norelco/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 20:05:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rantings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA['Shopped]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ad]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Wait&#8230; Seriously? This is seriously the best you could do? My god, this is an amazing ad. I&#8217;m glad to see they have someone on staff that can use Microsoft Paint to update some douchebag model headshot. Just for this, I&#8217;m going to stop trimming my nose hair out of spite. It&#8217;ll blend into my [...]]]></description>
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