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May 17th, 2008 9:51 pm

That’s right… the goddamn Ghostbusters! At last I can live out my inner-most childhood fantasies! Looks pretty impressive.

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On topic, I recently bought an XBox 360, so I apologize in my lack of updates as of late. I just can’t seem to pull myself away from Grand Theft Auto IV and Call of Duty 4. I now know what my life has been missing. haha Updates coming soon.

Ah, Spring…
April 17th, 2008 7:51 pm

My view.So how can I justify sitting here on my computer and updating my website on such an amazingly beautiful Thursday evening? Easy. By bringing my laptop out to my patio table, throwing back a few Oberon, and enjoying my great view of pines, wildlife (numerous geese, ducks, and other birds) and the pond with bonus water-spewing fountain action. This has to be the nicest day of Spring yet… I’m so glad I got out of work early enough tonight to take some time to enjoy it.

I have to say that my apartment features one of the best views in this entire complex. I’m fortunate to not have to stare at the side of another building, or more specifically, directly into the opposite apartment (as I know I couldn’t help myself from doing). Look out through my slider and what do I see, you ask? Water, grass, trees, and an abundance of pine needles. Yes, once and a while my peaceful little scene is broken by a passing car on the far road or someone walking their dog / riding their bike past my building, but overall I’m very happy with the aesthetics of my apartment’s surroundings.

I’m so glad Spring is finally here. I feel like I’ve been waiting years for it to get warm enough out to open up the sunroof, roll down the windows and enjoy a nice cruise in my new car as the warm wind whips by my extended elbow. I’m in a good mood tonight… the simple fact that I can smell someone grilling nearby probably helps improve my prospective quite a bit.

Ah, Spring…

Awwkwaaard…
April 10th, 2008 11:41 pm

Awwwkwaaard...Tonight, after a much-anticipated and overly-delayed return, I was excited and overjoyed to finally watch what I can easily say was once of the most uncomfortable 30 minutes of television I’ve seen in a long, long time. I’m of course talking about The Office. Few things can make me squirm in my seat, laugh out loud to myself, and feel an overwhelming sense of embarrassment at the situations that unfold before me quite like Michael, Jim, Pam, Dwight and the rest of the Dunder Mifflin crew.

Honestly, not many shows can have the effect on people that this one is somehow able to deliver episode to episode. As we held our weekly Office-watching sessions, it wasn’t a rare sight to see my friends hiding their faces behind their hands or shirts as Michael Scott (perfectly portrayed by Steve Carell) made a complete and utter fool of himself to his paper-pushing minions.

My buddy Nick has finally fallen prey to one of the best, if not the best, television shows ever made: Arrested Development.

Aside from maybe Family Guy, I’ve never seen a show with such an abundance of quotable lines and memorable moments. Anyone that’s seen the show and loved it (a.k.a. everyone but Rebecca) knows exactly what you’re talking about when you drop such lines as “Illuuusions, dad!”, “I am an actoooor”, or make any mention of “Cornballing”. Who can forget Julia Louis-Dreyfus as blind / pregnant attorney Maggie Lizer, Goerge Michael’s uncontrollable obsession with his cousin Maeby, or Charlize Theron as the MRF (mentally retarded female) love interest of Michael? And hell, to this day, just saying Bob Loblaw’s Law Blog gets a laugh out of me. So why the hell did it only last 3 seasons on the air?

Simple. We’re all too dumb to get it. This show payed off for the constant viewer… the viewer that tuned in every week and actually paid attention to what was going on.

COMING SOON.
March 25th, 2008 11:22 pm

- A new section for shitty banner ads I’ve been collecting.
- Some more movie reviews I have on the back burner.
- More frequent posts.
- 20% more Riboflavin!

I don’t math.
March 25th, 2008 11:17 pm

Math. Hell No.Well, Rebecca’s last day at Dynamic Edge has come and gone. I figured it was on it’s way once she told me she was studying up to get into grad school, and sure enough she’s off to do the whole schooling thing now. I hope she kicks some serious ass this summer in her Math classes… I probably couldn’t even make it through the first day without my head imploding. Math was never my strongest subject in school, yet I do remember SOHCAHTOA and FOIL! Ooooh, and how useful they have been to me. Math. Who needs it? Yeah, that’s right, people who aren’t me.

Though I wish her luck, I feel a tad bit jealous she won’t have to endure the next few post-rebz months with me as we search for a new marketing person at the wedge. I can just imagine this mass of marketing work building up and getting ready to either start flowing over the dam or breaking the whole damn thing right down and drowning me. I’m going to be busy.