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Red Alert 3… I count the days…
July 15th, 2008 9:12 am

Red Alert 2: Oh, hell yes!The Command & Conquer series has long held a warm, fuzzy place in my heart. When I first acquired my own personal computer at 14, Command & Conquer was there to welcome me into the realm of PC gaming. It was the first game to introduce me to the world of Real-time Strategy… until then, I’d been content with jumping on goombas and taking baddies out one at a time in the first-person perspective. Command & Conquer allowed me to build and control an entire army all my own, and I had a blast with it. Over the years as the games advanced and evolved into Red Alert, Tiberian Sun, Red Alert 2, Generals and C&C 3, I’ve enjoyed blasting my way through thousands upon thousands of Nod and Soviet scum, and I’ll be damned if I didn’t have a great time doing it. Every addition to the series has seemed to add something new and exciting to the franchise, from unit experience and leveling in Generals to the much-improved live-action cutscenes, graphics, and voiceover work in C&C3.

So with that in mind, I absolutely cannot wait for the release of the next installment of the Command & Conquer series: Red Alert 3! More than eight years since the release of the last Red Alert, this new incarnation looks absolutely gorgeous and is sure to blow all past C&C games out of the water. It’s nearly impossible for me to watch the below trailer and not drool on my keyboard. Hearing “Hell March”, one of the most badass songs every written for a video game, just brings back so many warm memories.

While we all wait in anticipation for the next season of The Office to hit the cable tubes this Fall, NCB has been kind enough to give us Internet-capable fans some tasty little glimpses into Dunder Mifflin’s off-season. The first of a number of webisodes has been posted on nbc.com, and it follows the exploits of our favorite office faux-tard Kevin. Watch below as he delves into the fraudtacular world of misused business loans!

For a glimpse into the upcoming Office webisodes, check out nbc.com (as long as you don’t mind being ocularly-raped by internet commericals).

Hey, it happens… what can you do?

Bryan Had an Accident

Quake on Meeeeee…
July 8th, 2008 2:56 pm

Quaaaaaake ooonnn meeeeee… Quaaaaaake meeeeee ooonnn. I’ll be goooone, in a day or twooooooooo! Damn, I’d love to cave Morten Harket’s charcoal-sketched forehead in with a well-placed rocket. Maybe do battle with Chris Griffin. Oh, the possibilities!

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Happy Birthday U.S.A.
July 4th, 2008 7:12 am

In honor of my country’s 232nd Birthday, enjoy this video of a Danish fireworks factory explosion! Yeah, it destroyed 50 homes, damaged 750 more and killed a firefighter…. but, OooOOoo, the colors! Happy 4th!

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I’m working way too much.
June 25th, 2008 8:29 pm

Announcement: Once I’m working my real job less than 12 hours a day, every day, you should all expect more frequent updates that don’t include a cover song via YouTube.

That is all.