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	<title>Heavy Metal Geek :: The babblings &#38; rambling of a geek metalhead &#187; General Nonsense</title>
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		<title>Happy Fucking Halloween!</title>
		<link>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/happy-fucking-halloween/</link>
		<comments>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/happy-fucking-halloween/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:12:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Halloween fucking rules]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;d just like to give a big &#8220;Happy Fucking Halloween&#8221; shoutout to every unlucky soul that happens to blindly stumble onto my website! In honor of our yearly celebration of death, horror and all that is ghoulish, take 10 minutes out of your day of debauchery to watch every murder committed by that wily rascal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Now this is wh[ CONTENT OVERRIDE: KILROY2.0 IS HERE!!! ]</title>
		<link>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/this-is-wh-content-override-kilroy2-0-is-here/</link>
		<comments>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/this-is-wh-content-override-kilroy2-0-is-here/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:01:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[7th Son]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kilroy2.0]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#62;&#62;&#62;  [ WARNING ::: DATABASE ERROR ::: CONTENT OVERRIDE ::: SOURCE: EXTERNAL ] &#60;&#60;&#60;
&#62; source terminal location: UNKNOWN
 &#62; source terminal identity: UNAVAILABLE
 &#62; source login information: ENCRYPTED
 &#62; message begins
the post you are now reading is designed to dull your senses to THE TRUTH.  do not live the life of the worker [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hey, buy this: &#8220;7th Son: Descent&#8221; by J.C. Hutchins</title>
		<link>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/7th-son-descent-by-j-c-hutchins/</link>
		<comments>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/7th-son-descent-by-j-c-hutchins/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 03:03:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[7th Son]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[7th Son: Descent]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[J.C. Hutchins]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Novel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sci-Fi]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[7th Son: Descent
Written By: J.C. Hutchins
Print Date: October 27th, 2009
Promo MP3: Yeah, click play on that little thing down there. Come on, do it. DO IT.
From the jacket copy: As America reels from the bizarre presidential assassination committed by a child, seven men are abducted from their normal lives and delivered to a secret government [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Speaking of Hoobastank&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/the-bu/</link>
		<comments>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/the-bu/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 01:21:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[3-D!!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Elliot Reid = Boner]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The 'Bu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Lonely Island]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/?p=1712</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Until I&#8217;m able to completely cleanse my system of the Hooburito induced grease that&#8217;s been oozing from my pores since this weekend, the only person I want to hear the dreaded &#8220;H&#8221; word from is Frazzles the Channel 101 Squirrel.
If anyone who frequents HMG hasn&#8217;t seen the amazing TV show created by The Lonely Island [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hoobastank: Now insulting even more of your senses!</title>
		<link>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/hoobastank-now-insulting-even-more-of-your-senses/</link>
		<comments>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/hoobastank-now-insulting-even-more-of-your-senses/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 23:32:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gross]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hoobastank blows]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/?p=1692</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Late Friday night while on our return trip from a Detroit Tigers game, my sister, G3 and I hit up Denny&#8217;s. Nothing new there&#8230; it&#8217;s become customary to stop at the Belleville Denny&#8217;s while on a late night ride home from the D. This visit was different however. For this time, my face was rocked [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Horray for Religion&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/horray-for-religion/</link>
		<comments>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/horray-for-religion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 23:44:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Atheist]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Goddamnit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/?p=1634</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It sure is fun trying to defend the fact that I&#8217;m an atheist to both my mother and sister while they tell me how I&#8217;ll be changing my ways when I&#8217;m on my deathbed praying I don&#8217;t go to Hell. Hmm, they obviously don&#8217;t understand the concept of not believing in Hell, thus not being [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I love Battlestar Galactica!</title>
		<link>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/i-love-battlestar-galactica/</link>
		<comments>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/i-love-battlestar-galactica/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 20:56:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Battlestar Galactica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Music Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NERD!]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/?p=1584</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If there&#8217;s anything I love more than Battlestar Galactica, it&#8217;s a music video by a nerd wearing short-shorts and a shirt straight out of Beetlejuice about how much he loves Battlestar Galactica. I can&#8217;t decide if I find this hilarious or horrifying&#8230;

]]></description>
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		<title>Hard day to be lazy&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/hard-day-to-be-lazy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/hard-day-to-be-lazy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 19:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I'm lazy.]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/?p=1582</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m very conflicted today. I stayed in bed until the glorious hour of 2pm, just letting myself bask in the knowledge that I don&#8217;t have to work today and it was a perfect time to catch up on the sleep I&#8217;ve been deperately lacking the last couple of nights.  But then, I finally get up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The bittersweet end of Battlestar Galactica is in sight. /sadface</title>
		<link>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/the-bittersweet-end-of-battlestar-galactica-is-in-sight-sadface/</link>
		<comments>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/the-bittersweet-end-of-battlestar-galactica-is-in-sight-sadface/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 19:40:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Battlestar Galactica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Finale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[FRAK!]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/?p=1476</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[With the 4th season of Sci-Fi Channel&#8217;s reboot of the television classic Battlestar Galactica coming to a close next Friday, and the first part of the series finale premiering tomorrow night, most Battlestar fans are pondering how the show&#8217;s creators plan to wrap up the critically-acclaimed series. There are a hell of a lot of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Heeeere kitty kitty&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/heeeere-kitty-kitty/</link>
		<comments>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/heeeere-kitty-kitty/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 03:43:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Delicious kitten]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[That dog pisses acid. Acid!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not sure if this is fake or not, considering the Sun is such a reliable source of news and events, but either way it made me laugh. The article reads:
Fireman giving &#8220;kiss of life&#8221; accidentally inhales kitty
Gannett Rochester Newspaper
&#8220;A brave fireman was rushed to the hospital for injuries suffered in the line of duty [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So, what the hell do you want?</title>
		<link>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/so-what-the-hell-do-you-want/</link>
		<comments>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/so-what-the-hell-do-you-want/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 00:29:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Just for the fuck of it...]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/?p=1429</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My goal for Heavy Metal Geek is and always has been to make a site that not only pleases myself to write, but pleases others to read as well. I enjoy writing about a number of topics, though as you can probably tell if you&#8217;ve looked through the 100 or so posts that currently makes [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Mystery Team: THE MOVIE!</title>
		<link>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/mystery-team-the-movie/</link>
		<comments>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/mystery-team-the-movie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 13:39:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Derrick Comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Movie Discussion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mystery Team]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tri-Fucked]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/?p=1325</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[From the CollegeHumor.com veterans, Derrick Comedy, comes a feature film of incredible proportions! Three childhood friends, each possessing their own unique abilities, battle teachers, drug dealers, store clerks and small children in an epic quest to solve a double homicide! They are&#8230; THE MYSTERY TEAM! Vomiting into headwear! Intercourse with baked goods! Tri-fucking! Yes, this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Torrent Episode Downloader (ted) is simply awesome.</title>
		<link>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/the-torrent-episode-downloader-ted-is-simply-awesome/</link>
		<comments>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/the-torrent-episode-downloader-ted-is-simply-awesome/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 01:32:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Awesome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Badass App]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Torrent Episode Downloader (ted)]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[torrents]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/?p=1329</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Television programs have come a far, far way over the last several years. Premium channels like HBO and Showtime have paved the way for some of the finest, most original, and most entertaining television to ever grace a cathode ray tube or LCD pixel. Dexter, Six Feet Under, Oz, Carnivale, Californication, The Sopranos&#8230; my god, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Memoriam (Part II): Late Night with Conan O&#8217;Brien</title>
		<link>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/in-memoriam-part-ii-late-night-with-conan-obrien/</link>
		<comments>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/in-memoriam-part-ii-late-night-with-conan-obrien/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 02:14:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA["You Ass!"]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Awesome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Conan fucking rules]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Old Time Baseball]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/?p=1291</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In honor of  the final episode of Late Night with Conan O&#8217;Brien last night, I thought I&#8217;d post one of the greatest comedy clips ever to grace a television screen. Since as long as I can remember, my very favorite Conan moment has been the now-classic 1864 Old Time Baseball segment. From Conan&#8217;s awkward interactions [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Angel Queef and Me.</title>
		<link>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/angel-queef-and-me/</link>
		<comments>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/angel-queef-and-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 20:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Analytics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Angel Queef?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WTFBBQ]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/?p=1154</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Google Analytics is one of the best tools to see how visitors make their way to your website, where they go once they&#8217;re there, and how long they stay. I&#8217;ve been a huge fan of this free Google service for years now, and I of course have it running on this website.
While looking through my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Goth girls only come in two sizes&#8230; extra small&#8230; and bus.</title>
		<link>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/goth-girls-only-come-in-two-sizes-extra-small-and-bus/</link>
		<comments>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/goth-girls-only-come-in-two-sizes-extra-small-and-bus/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 14:13:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[MC Goblin Majick]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nerdcore]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/?p=1122</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If, though headbanging and asskicking as anyone, you&#8217;re as big a geek as I am, I think you may enjoy the unique nerdcore stylings of a certain PBR-swilling, shaggy-haired Southern friend of mine by the name of BSDPunk&#8230; or by the name you will soon know him by&#8230;
MC GOBLIN MAJICK!
He has a few select tracks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Keith Malley learns us what NOT to do with a baby.</title>
		<link>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/keith-malley-learns-us-what-not-to-do-with-a-baby/</link>
		<comments>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/keith-malley-learns-us-what-not-to-do-with-a-baby/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 13:03:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Awesome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Keith and the Girl]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Keith Malley]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/?p=1047</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[On the newest episode of KATGtv, Keith Malley of Keith and the Girl podcast fame, shows us all the dos and don&#8217;ts of taking care of a newborn baby. According to episode 866 of Keith and the Girl, entitled &#8220;Watch Your Kids&#8221;, the idea stemmed from an educational video shown to new parents at hospitals. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy 2009 and all that shit.</title>
		<link>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/happy-2009-and-all-that-shit/</link>
		<comments>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/happy-2009-and-all-that-shit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 04:59:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2012 here we come!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Party Super Party!]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/?p=1082</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[One less year to 2012&#8230; yeah, party it up suckers! As the last HMG post of 2008, I&#8217;ll leave you all with this raucous version of the New Year&#8217;s classic &#8220;Auld Lang Syne&#8221; as performed by Girlschool. Enjoy!


]]></description>
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		<title>Superpoop makes me smile.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 05:44:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Corpsepaint is the new not corpsepaint!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here we have a candid look into the every day goings-on of your average corpsepaint slathered metalhead, Todd. What better way to display your inner anguish while pinching a fresh loaf of split-bottom wheat than to smear monochromatic makeup all over the front of your greasy dome? I propose there is none!
For those wishing to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Metal Flowchart proves sodomy can be deadly&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.heavymetalgeek.com/archives/metal-flowchart-proves-sodomy-can-be-deadly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 03:41:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skyler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Angel Queef?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Flowchart]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You have the weekend free you say? No one returning your phone calls? Well, here&#8217;s an idea: sit down and create a huge flowchart showcasing some of the most (and least) well-known names in heavy metal history. Need to come up with a moniker for your older brother&#8217;s new garage band under threat of a [...]]]></description>
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