After the enormous disappointment that was Jonathan Mostow’s Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, I was extremely reluctant to put my trust in anyone other than James Cameron to create a new Terminator installment. Growing up in the 80’s and early 90’s, the original Terminator and T2: Judgement Day were two of the foremost action films of my childhood. James Cameron’s visionary direction and Arnold Schwarzenegger’s pure hulked-up badassedness made for some amazing, iconic and ultimately legendary cinema. I’ve been craving another good… actually good… look into the world of Skynet, John Conner and Judgement Day for years now. I’m hoping McG, of all people, may be able to satisfy my hunger.

I’m happy to say that after seeing the full official trailer for the upcoming Terminator: Salvation, I think this just may be the film we fans have been waiting for… it’s dirty, gritty, and seems to have the same overall tone as T2. It may be Arnie-free, but I think we have a suitable replacement lead with Christian Bale as the grizzled and worn John Conner. I can honestly say I would prefer to put this trailer on repeat for 2 hours than watch Terminator 3… here are a few reason why:

For the last hour I’ve been listening to the fruitless efforts of a small, clawed creature as it attempts to climb the inside of my wall. It continues to fail at the task. While my cat sits at attention near the bathroom sink absolutely enthralled by this, I’m finding it 1) annoying, 2) slightly unnerving knowing there may be rodents in my building, & 3) even more unnerving knowing whatever is in my wall may die there, thus causing a bit of an oder problem in my apartment. I’m hoping my ingenious “ignore it until it goes away” technique will prevail as always!

Happy Sunday everyone.

UPDATE (11:23 pm): Whatever’s in there made a second attempt to escape it’s narrow confines about an hour ago. I haven’t heard it since so I’m hoping it got out to go annoy some other poor soul. The last thing I want is to wake up at 3:30 am to the soothing sounds of tiny mysterious claws on drywall.

UPDATE (12-22-08): Nope, it’s still there. I may need to take either the sledgehammer or shotgun suggestions into consideration.

PAGANFEST USA definitely makes it in the top 5 shows I attended in 2008 (along with such epics as Judas Priest and Barlow’s glorious return to Iced Earth). It was an amazing way to kick off Chicago Powerfest, and it was an outstanding lineup of bands in it’s own right. Eluveitie and Turisas blew me away, and though I wasn’t (and still am not) a huge fan of Tyr, I do have to say that they played a good show. Headliners Ensiferum closed out the night in such glorious folk metal fashion, I think most of the concertgoers didn’t even mind they were watching 4 shirtless, sweaty, longhaired Finns in skirts. It was certainly much more badass than that last sentence makes it out to be.

Well, to the glee of metalheads far and wide who enjoyed last year’s show, organizers Rock The Nation America have announced the second annual folk-fueled metalfest will be making it’s way across the U.S. of A. this upcoming year! This year’s installment will feature some truly phenomenal bands, such as fellow Finns Korpiklaani & Moonsorrow, Ireland’s Primodial, & Switzerland’s Eluveitie (who I am supremely happy to see returning from last year’s bout). Opening the show will be Canada’s Blackguard (formerly known as Profugus Mortis) and New Jersey’s own axeshredding freebooters Swashbuckle.

One of the exponentially lessening reasons to keep HBO’s +$12.00 line on my monthly cable bill is the hilariously absurd “Flight of the Conchords“. If you were unlucky (or soulless) enough to have missed the first season of this television program, well, you need to get on that before I bicycle kick your worthless ass Ryu-style toward the nearest DVD outlet. Additionally, and somewhat more on topic, I’m sure you weren’t nearly as excited as I was to hear that FunnyorDie.com would be giving an exclusive sneak peek at the second season premier… an entire freaking month before it hits the Home Box Office on January 18th!

From December 17th to December 21st, Funny or Die will be giving us our first look at the ongoing saga that is Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie (who’s disembodied floating domes grace the photo above respectively). Enjoy the Kiwi musical duo trying to make it big in New York with their eclectic blend of “guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk” as their now-bigtime manager comes crashing back to reality… in usual Murray fashion.

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New episodes of the new Music That Doesn’t Suck series will be posted every Tuesday from now until I run out of tunes that don’t suck, which I’ve projected to be about 3 weeks after our sun collapses in on itself thus becoming a blackhole, sucking all matter within our universe into nothingness. At which point, I think people will care even less than they do now about stupid shit I post on the Internet. That is all. You may now return to not reading my website.

As I now know that everyone visiting this site isn’t aware, and just in case any of you zany peeps are wondering, if you’d like to put cool little pic next to your comments here on Heavy Metal Geek, it’s easy. Not long ago, I updated the site to use the simple and convenient, widely recognized avatar solution that is known as… GRAVATAR!

Though this sounds like the name of some long-defeated Decepticon, I assure you fine people (and Autobots) that it’s something far less diabolical. Simply visit www.gravatar.com, sign up for an account, upload the photo you’d like to use, and you’re all set. Your newly-created avatar will now show up here on HMG along with a plethera of other website and blogs. Well, as long as you put the electronic mailing address you used to sign up to gravatar.com in the e-mail field when adding your comment. That’s it. Easy. So do it.