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RECAP: I’ve been collection all of the movie tickets for every movie I’ve seen in the theater for the last 11 years. A few weeks ago, I decided to take all of the information on these tickets and create a spreadsheet to find out exactly how much money and time I’ve spent on going to the theater. For a full description of what this madness is all about, check out this previous post.

Well, the results are in! I’ve successfully tabulated all of the movie tickets in my collection, the first of which dated all the way back to April 11, 1997. It was long, monotonous, boring work, but damn it, it was something that needed to be done. I’m sure I missed a few tickets here and there throughout the years, but this certainly paints a pretty clear picture of my theater-attending habits. Here are some of the results:

Number of Movies Seen: 258
Total Spent on Movies: $1,602.25
Total Amount of Time: 498 Hours 39 Minutes

Okay, now let’s break this down. 258 movies means I’ve essentially seen a movie every other week for more than the last decade and during that time I’ve spent nearly 500 hours watching them. Dizamn. That’s nearly 21 straight days spent in a theater seat being bathed and in the majestic glow of a movie screen… which is roughly 2 straight days a year. Mind you, this doesn’t include any time watching previews, though more often than not, that can be offset by the fact that I didn’t sit through the full credits on most of the flicks on the list. Then we have the fact that the $1,600 figure doesn’t include the thousands I’ve spent on concessions while seeing these movies… as any proper film-fanatic would agree, popcorn is absolutely required to properly view a movie in the theater.

Here are some more interesting facts I established while making my list:

I thought this was a pretty cool little device for any string-shredding headbangers out there, so I figured I’d post it up to see what you all think. Belkin has created a nifty add-on for 1/4″ cables that will hopefully make musicians’ lives a little easier and their beloved instruments a little safer… it’s called the Belkin BreakFree Magnetic Connector. This product essentially adds an Apple-inspired magnetic break-away point for your guitar cable. It works on either end of the cable obviously, so you could use it to easily unhook from the amp or the guitar (though I don’t really see the benefit of having this on the end plugged into the amp). Either way, gone are the days of having to turn your amp off while swapping guitars during a gig to avoid abusing the audience with that delightful cringe-inducing popping noise. Hell, best of all is the technology that has saved countless Macbooks keeping your gear from plummeting to the beer-covered floor as inebriated peeps get your cable wrapped around their ankles on the way to the bathroom.

It would be nice to see how well they hold up to a good old-fashioned thrashtastic stress test. My only concern would be the amount of pressure needed to disconnect the two magnets being too low. If it disconnects too easily, it may be more suitable for those that enjoy a good acoustic strum while seated on a barstool as opposed to those who have a bit more energy while performing… it would sure blow to have your guitar cable drop to the floor as you’re busy swinging your ax around like you’re seizing during the breakdown. I may just have to give this a whirl for the hell of it. It’s scheduled to be released in September for a meager $19.99.

What’s your take on rocking with the help of magnets? Think it’s a good idea?

More info: Belkin’s Product Page

Join me as our favorite fiscally irresponsible office accountant, Kevin Malone, takes a trip to the bank! I get the feeling he may not have done quite enough research before this meeting… you’d think if you were planning to defraud a financial institution you’d take a bit more time to get things in order before jumping right in. Well, Kevin must be a braver man than I. Enjoy.

And of course, if you missed out on Webisode 1, then you deserve to be kicked in the throat for not visiting more often. Oh, and you can check it out here!

Watchmen Movie PosterDirected by: Zack Snyder
Starring: Billy Crudup, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Malin Akerman, Jackie Earle Haley
Release Date: March 6, 2009

First seeing the trailer for the upcoming “Watchmen” adaptation on IMAX was nearly the most awe-inspiring moment I’ve ever experienced in the theater (aside from the two and half hours of brilliance proceeding it that was Dark Knight of course). I could feel the hairs on my arm raise as we got a glimpse of Dr. Osterman being vaporized and I could barely keep my mouth from hanging agape as scene after scene of epic asskickage was endlessly thrown at my eyeballs. A remixed version of The Smashing Pumpkins’ “The End is the Beginning is the End” gives this trailer the absolute perfect tone… and interestingly enough, though not very surprising, the sale of that song has boomed quite a bit on iTunes since the trailer’s debut on Friday. Hopefully future generations will remember that particular tune from this movie instead of the flick it was originally recorded for: “Batman & Robin”… because I have to say, if this trailer is any indication, we’re in for a hell of a good time when this movie drops next March.

I’d like to congratulate Kait and Kurtis on their recent nuptials. I had a hell of a good time drinking and partying it up with you guys and the rest of the fam this weekend and I wish you happy and fun-filled honeymoon!

On a related note, I’ll do my best to get some new posts up this week. I had quite the streak last week, and even went so far as to start writing nearly half a dozen additional posts before work and the weekend caught up with me. And don’t worry everyone… I’ll be posting my movie ticket totals as soon as I can. Stay tuned!

Red Alert 3… I count the days…
July 15th, 2008 9:12 am

Red Alert 2: Oh, hell yes!The Command & Conquer series has long held a warm, fuzzy place in my heart. When I first acquired my own personal computer at 14, Command & Conquer was there to welcome me into the realm of PC gaming. It was the first game to introduce me to the world of Real-time Strategy… until then, I’d been content with jumping on goombas and taking baddies out one at a time in the first-person perspective. Command & Conquer allowed me to build and control an entire army all my own, and I had a blast with it. Over the years as the games advanced and evolved into Red Alert, Tiberian Sun, Red Alert 2, Generals and C&C 3, I’ve enjoyed blasting my way through thousands upon thousands of Nod and Soviet scum, and I’ll be damned if I didn’t have a great time doing it. Every addition to the series has seemed to add something new and exciting to the franchise, from unit experience and leveling in Generals to the much-improved live-action cutscenes, graphics, and voiceover work in C&C3.

So with that in mind, I absolutely cannot wait for the release of the next installment of the Command & Conquer series: Red Alert 3! More than eight years since the release of the last Red Alert, this new incarnation looks absolutely gorgeous and is sure to blow all past C&C games out of the water. It’s nearly impossible for me to watch the below trailer and not drool on my keyboard. Hearing “Hell March”, one of the most badass songs every written for a video game, just brings back so many warm memories.