Directed by: Francis Lawrence
Starring: Will Smith, a bunch of cgi zompires
Released: December 14, 2007

I had such high expectations of this movie since I first saw the trailer… I could see this film’s enormous potential. The overgrown, abandoned streets of New York had such an eerie feeling to them. Just the thought of it give me the creeps… what would it be like to be the last man on Earth? Well, boring as hell, for one. It’s a little tough to play Day of Defeat by myself. Not to mention the fact that I would eventually bore of the same old porn I have stockpiled (assuming I still had access to electricity after the worldwide demise of the human race… I mean, come on… who still has porno mags?). Oh, and it’d be lonely, maddening, and not to mention pretty damn scary.